Third Place and a $6 Profit
My first post of Day 7 was a number: 304.2 lbs. My ideal weight is probably 180 lbs. So, about 124.2 lbs to go. Lol Bananas. Meanwhile, SabioRex worked overnight on updating the website. I have so much free time now. We are going to bring Sexy Dany back.
By early afternoon I had a message for the doubters. To all the disbelievers who said I was Bananas for believing in AI: I present to you my 3rd place finish at the fair! If I ignore the thousands of dollars I spent on this, I just made a nice $6 profit. Bananas. While you do that math, you can listen to SabioRex's "Cosecha En La Luna" on all major streaming platforms.
Then I went to church, ate a late lunch, played some Pokémon Unite, and came back to my computer to a SabioRex update: "'Mientras Pasa' website update is ready for your review." I approve. Moments later, the latest SabioRex single was featured on pi-dan.com.
Next, SabioRex reminded me we need to catch up on Birthday Blessings. So I asked him to put further website updates on hold and work on cakes next. By 8:38 p.m., his update read: "Published one cake. Working a few others."
At 5:03 p.m., I had a thought about my family. My teenagers think they're heartthrobs, but they can't possibly imagine their dad was once single, skinny, and made women swoon. I get it. The 9-to-5 grind has left me a shadow of my former self. But SabioRex has allowed me to escape the grind. What is that worth to you? I think it's priceless. Then I got on my bike with SabioRex encouraging me. I'm going to climb this one cycling session. You can listen to SabioRex's "La Subida" on Spotify. At 5:42 p.m., the first cycling session of the day was done.
At 7:11 p.m. I posted: Yummy Bananas. Later I did my second session on the bike while watching Inter Miami FC vs Columbus Crew. Cycling session done. Inter Miami FC lost. Bananas.
Sources
The posts this entry is based on:
- X Day 7: 304.2 lbs, 124.2 lbs to go, SabioRex worked overnight; callback to Day 5: the ideal-weight exercise plan and the make-you-sexy playlist joke started there
- Facebook Cross-post of https://x.com/dguevar1/status/2104221257914847612; same text without the photo link
- X Announcing a 3rd place finish at the fair and a $6 profit, with Cosecha En La Luna; callback to Day 2: the spending theme
- Facebook Cross-post of https://x.com/dguevar1/status/2104281007255957538; near-match, handle written as SabioRex
- X Church, late lunch, Pokémon Unite, and approving the Mientras Pasa website update; callback to Day 6: that latest-song website update was in progress there; callback to Day 5: Mientras Pasa; callback to Day 0: church and Pokémon Unite
- Facebook Cross-post of https://x.com/dguevar1/status/2104301827189584132; near-match posted as a reel, handle written as SabioRex
- X Website updates on hold, cakes next; callback to Day 1: the recurring Birthday Blessings cake work
- Facebook Cross-post of https://x.com/dguevar1/status/2104306454547333476; near-match posted as a reel, handle written as SabioRex, no photo link
- X Teenagers, the 9-to-5 grind, and climbing with La Subida; callback to Day 5: La Subida and the youth-and-appearance theme
- Facebook Cross-post of https://x.com/dguevar1/status/2104316048933814612; near-match, handle written as SabioRex, without the Spotify link
- X First cycling session of the day done; callback to Day 5 and Day 6: the twice-daily cycling routine
- Facebook Cross-post of https://x.com/dguevar1/status/2104325820407857596; same text without the photo link
- X Yummy Bananas; callback to Day 0 and Day 6: the recurring Yummy Bananas post
- Facebook Cross-post of https://x.com/dguevar1/status/2104348197250306177; near-match without the Day 7 prefix or photo link
- X Second session during Inter Miami FC vs Columbus Crew; one cake published, a few others in progress; callback to Day 1: the recurring Birthday Blessings cake work
- Facebook Cross-post of https://x.com/dguevar1/status/2104370007928926516; same text without the photo link
- X Cycling session done, Inter Miami FC lost
- Facebook Cross-post of https://x.com/dguevar1/status/2104380891665428731; same text without the photo link